Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Negative Reinforcement Anthem - It's a Hard Knock Life

It’s a hard knock life for us


It’s a hard knock life for us



Stead of treated, we get tricked



Stead of Kisses, we get kicked



It’s a hard knock life



Sometime they even pinch my ear;

All we ever learn is fear



We get yelled at all day long

Stead of love songs, we get prongs.



Sometimes we even get spanked

And by our necks, we get yanked.



It’s a hard knock life



We get poked and we get choked

And we sometimes get alpha-rolled



I wish I knew what they wanted, I just want to do things right

But all they do is punish, when will they ever see the light?



Some days I want to throw the towel in

Sometimes I want to fight



It’s a hard knock life for us

It’s a hard knock life for us



We’d learn so must faster; if you were nice instead of mean

A home with compassion is what fills our dreams



It’s a hard knock life!



Positive training can’t be beat

Get a clicker and some treats

And watch us perform great feats



It’s a better life!

It’s a better life!

It’s a better life!