It’s a hard knock life for us
It’s a hard knock life for us
Stead of treated, we get tricked
Stead of Kisses, we get kicked
It’s a hard knock life
Sometime they even pinch my ear;
All we ever learn is fear
We get yelled at all day long
Stead of love songs, we get prongs.
Sometimes we even get spanked
And by our necks, we get yanked.
It’s a hard knock life
We get poked and we get choked
And we sometimes get alpha-rolled
I wish I knew what they wanted, I just want to do things right
But all they do is punish, when will they ever see the light?
Some days I want to throw the towel in
Sometimes I want to fight
It’s a hard knock life for us
It’s a hard knock life for us
We’d learn so must faster; if you were nice instead of mean
A home with compassion is what fills our dreams
It’s a hard knock life!
Positive training can’t be beat
Get a clicker and some treats
And watch us perform great feats
It’s a better life!
It’s a better life!
It’s a better life!